Never. Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. Vicki: What do you mean you don't eat no meat? What he says goes. Maria Portokalos: Nicko! It's lucky for me I have you to tie my shoes! (narrating) A couple more years went by, and Dad brought his mother over from Greece to live with us. Arachna, that comes from the Greek word for spider, and phobia is a phobia, is mean fear. Welcome to the Portokalos family and welcome the-the Miller family. Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. [Maria leaves the room, slamming the door, and smiles at Toula]. Thank you! They make me look fat. Over here, my brother Tommy, his wife Angie, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Why do you love me? Permalink: My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet. Nick Portokalos: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter? Always, a lump. Gus:Here put some Windex on it. Aunt Voula: Toula. Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. Maria Portokalos: You don't know what to do. Gus Portokalos: I know she's smart. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident. Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Never. So, okay, here tonight we have, uh, apple and orange... we all different, but, in the end, we all fruit. So, fear of spider, there you go. Never. Ian Miller: Because I came alive when I met you. Toula Portokalos: There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone. Maria Portokalos: That he came up with it. Toula! Don't play with the food! You're engaged. Maria Portokalos: [angry] What is wrong with Toula going to school downtown? My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes. My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes 32524. Maria Portokalos: Okay, I make you something. Athena: I'm going to the Jewel. When I was your age, we didn't have food! So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." ... Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" movie - add it here! My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes. Inside the lump was my twin. Toula Portokalos: Eww. Ladies, fresh baklava! I run the restaurant, I cook, I clean, I wash for you *and* I raise three kids *and* I teach Sunday school, you know? This was not in the script. Please let that be the end of your speech. Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter? Nick Portokalos: Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become. Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.". So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.