Didn't Tom Servo try to seduce a blender in the K0# series? Fred Myton he was the bartender in the classic western tv series gunsmoke. That was bad. Usually the serials have lame cliffhangers, but this one is actually unnerving to me. Yes theres a small tank of it. "How long was I out?" They're all in shock. T & C get so annoyed it's adorable. Joel: Boy, they're getting a lot of use out of that swamp set, aren't they? This awful, awful movie has an Ed Wood quality to it, doesn't it? Willard Scott then reloaded his cheese pistol. When’s he gonna be back? I am here to offer you proof that I can turn a man into a snarling, raging wolf man. Things get hairy on the Satellite of Love thanks to the lupine antics of. https://www.shoutfactorytv.com/mystery-science-theater-3000/mst3k-mad-monster/5858769f57adf7105a002d1f. men who are governed by one collective thought, the animal of skill without regard to personal safety...Republicans?! What a team. Hey, don't slam the bookcase on the way out, pal! God, I love Larry. I like that in the older episodes of MST3K, Joel seems to slap his desk before running into the theaters, and then in the later episodes they started to have buttons on the desk to slap. Sam Newfield "What did you find out about the ray guns?" IMDB reports he took over the role of Frankenstein's monster from Boris Karloff. -And up from the swamp came a big ugly dude "You're one of those stupid fools who raised their voice against me!" Drunk?" Online videos come and go. He tries to cover it up but unsuccessfully. ", "Hey, don't slam the bookcase on the way out, Pal.". Better get the fly swatter for old Rex! The movie: A mad scientist with a beautiful daughter seeks revenge on those who disgraced him by turning his dim witted assistant into a monster. Give him a headbutt! She's stoned... Whistler's mother is stoned. Now I'm going to have to kill him all over again. Does anyone else find it disturbing that the scientist is experimenting on the mentally handicapped? Well the next thing ya know old Jed's really scared ", "Cody continued to fight with the sock man. The Mad Monster Wolf Man that is, sharp teeth, long face Cameron then turns to an empty table and visualizes his former colleagues sitting there—four professors who ridiculed his theory that transfusions of wolf blood could be used to give a human being wolf-like traits. My thumbs are caught in my vest. He recalls how the scientific community, the press and the public joined in a resounding chorus of ridicule, which cost him his position at the university. "He's wondering what you'd look like on Rye. ''ron and nancy? He looks just like one of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz! The movie was so bad in many ways, that it was hard for Joel and the bots to even riff on it, let alone for them to be very funny riffs. These early episodes have very basic host segment and no outro clip after the credits. The story begins on a fog-bound moonlight night in a swamp; a wolf howls. That felt good. Totally squandered opportunity for George Wallace-related riffs in the credits. Why did we bring that anyway? I am mad.". Strange played the role in house of Frankenstein, house of Dracula and Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein. Hasn't he heard of Dr. Moreau? i was having trouble finding some of the episodes before i found this site. I was worried for the Mads and Joel as both their inventions had sudden flames shooting out! That constant-heat ray sounds a lot like a Chevy horn. The positive side to becoming half wolf, that no one wants to give the Doctor credit for, is that the guys IQ actually went up! Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Oh dear, I must leave now. It’s a tale as old as time, really, but with much more unfortunate- overall-wearing lycanthropy. Is this Of Mice and Men or Flowers for Algernon? It's...a mess. Mega Rat2000 - almost 4 years ago A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed .. For the Invention Exchange, Joel has invented Hell in a Handbag; Dr. Forrester and his sidekick, Larry, have created a toy that's dangerous enough for kids to enjoy. 1942 So he loaded up his drawers and he told his family. Gardening always takes a back seat to science...always. “Men who are governed by one collective thought, the animal lust to kill without regard to personal safety…” [Joel, Tom, Crow] - Republicans?! Oh, wait-- I've got a bottle of... Smothers Brothers wine right here! i used to watch when i was younger. Secured to a table is Dr. Cameron's simpleminded but strong gardener, Petro (Glenn Strange), who is to be the doctor's subject in an experiment. No, it's my nap time. Someones going to snag their jammies on something sharp. ", "That's for Bryant Gumbel. You could stand Pedro's overalls in a corner. The main villain appears to be passed out on the floor. I want to reach through and slap this guy…. "I'm in love and you're drinking from her!". Believe me, I know about this stuff. The kinfolk said, 'Jed, get away from there!' Joel tries to explain to the 'bots why their questions about a wolf man eating humans are pointless. ", "It was the way he was treated in Doonesbury that got 'im really mad. Petro turns on Cameron and kills him, just before the fire brings the house down on both of them. "How badly is he hurt?" [throws breakaway chair onto monster] Oh, now they can only seat seven - that's great. Written by These are the extras...they'll probably get killed! They're tough episodes to watch but charming in their own way. Scientist.". Cast "I don't know yet, we'll find out as soon as the doctor gets here." The rest of the film involves Cameron setting up elaborate scenarios in which Petro is alone with each scientist when he becomes a wolf. Best of all, this site is updated by MST3k's greatest asset, the fans (you!). They've never been in such a bad film. Crow: And shedding with an army of people behind him with pooper scoopers. Pedro took a shotgun blast to the chest but he's afraid of a whip. Take this to a hardware store. Any self-respecting werewolf would. Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Joel is the GOAT! "There are institutions for madmen." Pedro, did you fetch the paper this morning? And remember to believe in magic, or I'll kill you. He's the one out of five doctors who didn't choose Bayer! ", "Pedro, gimme' a hand. Those "safety glasses" the Mads wear during the invention exchange... that's, uh... yikes. In Commando Cody they wear helmets and oxy tanks while on the moon so why does the moon lab have an air intake?? Would you mind injecting this man with a serum in about half an hour?". Johnny DownsGeorge ZuccoAnne NagelGlenn Strange Commando Coddy: "Hey, they're in Mesa Verde". has a looong list of various western roles. Hey, here's that dog eating peanut butter again. The plot involves a mad scientist who has been discredited by his peers. My God, he’s turned him into Abe Lincoln! "Little Buddy?" You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. He then administers an antidote to Petro that transforms him back into a human; Petro remembers nothing. ", "Wish I had me one of them bookcase doors!". It's a terrific running gag. Sam Newfield and Sigmund Neufeld--ala Lost Continent. Cameron proposes giving wolfman traits to the army to help with the war. Maybe you could use the gun. Can't he just show them a pie chart or something? If you know of a video for a full episode, best-of, short, or original movie, click the appropriate episode and ADD IT! okay but... did they get their ram chips? Then one day he was shootin' at some food I'm outta here! I am mad. ", "Is Dave there? The only thing good to say about Mad Monster is that the host segments were very improved compared to episodes 1 and 2, especially the host segment where Servo falls in love. "What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" He attempts to kill them off after he develops a secret formula that transforms his gardener into a murderous wolfman. ", (Also, I'm sad after watching the invention exchange. Without the spark of genius. The best part of watching this was the old commercials from 1991. Raging... "Evening, fellow scientist. Looking for some great streaming picks? Looks like Popeye got the operation he always wanted. Search for "The Mad Monster" on Amazon.com, Title: Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed ... but his mouth is cleaner than yours or mine. That's gotta be hard on the arches --- I don't care where you're from. Who is writing the captions for this mess? You can tell right now that they're burning the main set. Watch MST3k with the MSTie community. So this is what it's like to be inside the stomach of someone drinking a malt. Mr. Coffee? Now I'm gonna go turn my daughter into a woodchuck. That's like seven hours to you. Before the night is over Petro has entered a nearby home and killed a little girl. Just noticed: Cody flies to the moon, still wearing his natty tie! I didn't know they had plywood on the moon. However, the more he does this, the more Petro's transformations into a wolfman become unpredictable. When the professors scoff, Cameron says that his proposal doesn't really matter; he is now going to have his wolfman kill his former colleagues. "Nice caboose on that girl. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Producers Releasing Corporation "I'll be in my trailer... and NO brown M & M's this time!". I know the film sure as hell isn't helping to keep me awake but I find the crackly noise floor rather relaxing .. shame all these stupid actors insist on saying stuff :P. I love that the mads are wearing memorial armbands after watching the end of the movie. ", "Tell me about the rabbits again, George. What do you think of our little film so far? "Mwhahahaha ahhhhahahahaha" That's a very funny serum... Movie: He's fearless. God, that was dumb! What did the scientist think was going to happen? ", "You know, I never understand these Far Side comics. "Excuse me, miss, I notice you - Oh, excuse me, Mr. Like moon cars, perhaps? Why does Joel say "On Earth no animals have been turned into humans? "About an hour." Or have I watch MST3k so much they have all run together? I want you to meet my brother, Fred Gwynn. What am I saying?! it sounds obvious now, but i had no idea there was a website dedicated to the show. He turns to his real priority, which is destroying the scientists who ruined his career. Welcome to the most complete list of free online streaming Mystery Science Theater 3000 videos. You know the big one that blows up things. As MST3k is sort of a show within a show within a movie format, I like to review each section of the episode. Give him the Hershey's - head kiss of death! Yeah. "A ComfoRest adjustable bed with safety belts. He's hurt. 2 tweeks of the nipples and im outta here. Was that a sly "Spaceballs" reference? Strange played the role in house of Frankenstein, house of Dracula and Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein. Let's see, I stand in this corner, a little tweak of the nipples, and I'm outta here! It was truly awful on all counts. Written by MONKEYS! Cameron injects a serum made from a wolf's blood into the cooperative Petro, who loses consciousness… Servo "I dont think it counts if you're mooning someone else while using their moon to do it.". Secured to a table is Dr. Cameron's simpleminded but strong gardener, Petro (Glenn Strange), who is to be the doctor's subject in an experiment. The principals are in the Cameron home when a thunderstorm begins and a bolt of lightning sets Cameron's laboratory on fire.