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Black coffee is the latest fad I have picked up. But instead, the astronaut is taken hostage by this evil psychopath and the cowboy has to rescue him and then they end up becoming really good friends.” –Morello, “Go ahead and call me Jesus from now on, ’cause this bitch just worked a miracle.” –Sophia, “Congratulations. Then there are my endless cups of chai! It’s for witches and bored housewives, not badass biker chicks with octopus tattoos.”, “According to this aptitude test, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer. They lesbianing together.” –Pennsatucky, Pennsatucky: “Hey! If I had more hands, there would be more coffee. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift.” – Piper, “No offense, but uh, men being in charge has never done me any good.” –Pennsatucky, “I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners.” –Red, “I am not crazy. And no music. The 39 Most Classic Quotes From Black Films (LIST) Brittany Lewis. Visit our Privacy Policy for more info. Genes, maybe, since he didn't exercise or diet, and he kept a candy drawer, drank a pot of black coffee every day, and read in the middle of the night. tags: black, choices, harry-potter, inside-us, light, sirius, sirius-black. These Short funny quotes & images will seriously make you laugh out loud! The last thing I have to see is you assholes.” –Rosa, “She a lesbian. I'm a morning bird. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. Read on, reminisce and see if your favorite inmate is on the list. For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I'm trying to cut down and keep it to no more than three cups a day. I try to work out first thing to get it over with. 55+ ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Quotes To Make You Feel Part Of The Rose Family, “I have been here for less than two weeks. Etc, "A woman has strengths that amaze me, she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens, she holds happiness, love and opinions. What was his secret? What’d you do?”, “All problems are boring until they’re your own.” –Red, “I believe this world is a damaged place, and if you can find a sliver of happiness, stay in it as long as you can.” –Poussey, “You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake doesn’t make it taste good.” –Nicky, “This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months!” –Soso, “I threw my pie for you.” –Suzanne ‘Crazy Eyes’, “I like hot girls. Few men in their 70s looked as good as my father did. - Unknown [Sidenote: "Phenomenal Woman" is a GREAT poem! I start every morning at 7 or 7:30 in the same place - my little office where it's dark and cozy - with a cup of the same really strong black coffee. Our favorite movies aren’t just fun to watch … We’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite Orange is the New Black quotes that mostly capture these characters in their funniest form. Like with an ‘A’ at the end.” –Piper. 2076 likes . I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. I wake up, I have a black coffee. 11 of the Most Memorable Black Movie Quotes "You gots to coordinate." On occasion, we also use cookies to collect information from our toddlers, but that’s a totally different thing. Now I’m gonna have to kill her.” –Pennsatucky, “Is this the bus to the underworld?” –Poussey, “Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle, or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?” –Nicky, “You know, you can cheat on your wife with hookers who indulge your diaper fetish and still be the senator from Louisiana, so long as you apologize.” –Judy, Taystee: “Man, if George R.R.